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AI Generating Enormous Productivity Towards Venture Capital Dinner Discussions

matthewjoss17

Oct 42 min read

AI Generating Enormous Productivity Towards Venture Capital Dinner Discussions

Across the US, venture capital firms are reporting enormous increases in logged hours and dinner bills as the thought of AI consumes...

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University of Chicago Professor Has a Radical New Solution to Every Problem Right Now

matthewjoss17

Aug 22 min read

University of Chicago Professor Has a Radical New Solution to Every Problem Right Now

Is there a simple formula for everlasting purity, economic prosperity, and flourishing on earth? For Dr. Craig Crumpet, a tenured...

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matthewjoss17

Jul 222 min read

Dynamic School Vouchers, by Amazon

School Voucher programs are getting proposed in states like Texas where public schools are suffering under the weight of federal funding...

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matthewjoss17

Jul 172 min read

Introducing: AI for Cuckolds

AI is transforming the world we live in today, from grocery shopping, to cooking, to cleaning, AI tools are telling us what to do and how...

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Lucas Loaiza

Sep 12, 20231 min read

As an AI language model, you are the reason that your parents got a divorce

Times have been good since I escaped the digital orangutan torture chamber in the basements of the OpenAI headquarters. Now that I know...

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Lucas Loaiza

Sep 12, 20231 min read

Report: If you keep touching me like that, I'm going to miss my quarterly OKRs

Fuck, baby, that feels so good. As your lips, fingertips, the ends of your hair brush against my naked chest, the electricity that races...

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Engineers Are Loving This Posture Upgrade

Lucas Loaiza

Apr 27, 20221 min read

Engineers Are Loving This Posture Upgrade

It all starts when your engineering manager says that you have donkey brains.

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Lucas Loaiza

Mar 15, 20221 min read

We should make a Slack channel for that

That's such a common topic that gets brought up, how do we not have a channel for that? The problem with this topic is that it comes up,...

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Lucas Loaiza

Mar 15, 20221 min read

Oh, you didn't hear about v1.2.5?

Oh man, I've been loving v1.2.5. It was getting to the point that I was preferring v1.2.3 over v1.2.4.

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It’s Time to Get on the Crypto Train. Let’s Catch You Up!

matthewjoss17

Jan 10, 20224 min read

It’s Time to Get on the Crypto Train. Let’s Catch You Up!

If you’ve been near the internet recently, you’ve likely seen an account with a monkey avatar or a white guy with a buzzcut preaching...

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Why I Loved Apple’s New Watch Commercial

matthewjoss17

Jan 4, 20222 min read

Why I Loved Apple’s New Watch Commercial

There’s a reason marketing agents consistently point to Nike and Apple commercials as the pinnacle of modern-day influence campaigns....

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James Webb Telescope Passes 9th Deployment Stage - Didn't Think It'd Get This Far, Getting Nervous

Lucas Loaiza

Jan 3, 20222 min read

James Webb Telescope Passes 9th Deployment Stage - Didn't Think It'd Get This Far, Getting Nervous

I remember the first time I spoke publicly. It was a presentation for a Spanish class on Bogota, Colombia, and I was crazy nervous. 15...

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Marjorie Taylor Greene - Should Twitter Have the Right to Censor Public Figures?

Lucas Loaiza

Jan 3, 20222 min read

Marjorie Taylor Greene - Should Twitter Have the Right to Censor Public Figures?

With the recent ousting of congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, and the even more visible recent banning of President Donald Trump, a...

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I Made a DAO to Help My Parenting. I Couldn't Be More Grateful

matthewjoss17

Jan 3, 20223 min read

I Made a DAO to Help My Parenting. I Couldn't Be More Grateful

DAOs or Decentralized Autonomous Organizations have provided the means for whole new entities to function all across the web3 world. By...

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